A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm.
The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The
passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash
and they are all going to die.
At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims: "I
can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal,
strapped into this seat. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like
a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a
woman?"
She sees a hand raise in the back, and a handsome, tall, muscular man
smiles and starts to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he
takes off his shirt. She sees his huge muscles, even in the poor
lighting of the airliner cabin. Already, she is glad for her decision.
He stands in front of her, muscles bulging, shirt in hand and says to
her:
"Here, iron this."