(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies Theme)

Come listen to our story about a whacked-out cult
Who made a living by doing web-page consult
Then one day they totally closed up shop...
Killed themselves so they could join the Hale-Bopp.

(Comet, that is... Fuzzy light... Not too bright...)

Well the first thing you know their story hit the news
And the place they lived was filled with TV crews
The reports were enough to make Janet Reno freak
No doubt within a month it'll be the Movie of the Week.

(Docu-drama, that is... One big act... Not too concerned about the facts...)

(c) 1997 JJDavis